My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
(via picklejars)
imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you
(via gauges)
in saint’s row you can bludgeon a cop to death with a weaponized dildo and then do the macho man pose over his bleeding corpse, which is all we can ask out of this or any other life
(via hotdog-ouroboros)